1 00:00:03,598 --> 00:00:05,235 When chimpanzees mate, 2 00:00:05,321 --> 00:00:09,757 Their orgasms sound remarkably like human orgasms. 3 00:00:09,842 --> 00:00:11,281 Hear for yourself. 4 00:00:11,448 --> 00:00:12,974 Okay. 5 00:00:13,059 --> 00:00:15,117 - Move it! - We're taking over. 6 00:00:19,032 --> 00:00:21,646 But the chimpanzees' orgasms... 7 00:00:21,732 --> 00:00:23,842 Sound just like humans. Everybody knows! 8 00:00:23,927 --> 00:00:26,324 This is "Langley Dollar Listings"! 9 00:00:26,408 --> 00:00:27,567 And it's filmed here. 10 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:29,445 In Langley heights, to be exact. 11 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,697 Very exclusive. 12 00:00:30,782 --> 00:00:33,051 You would never be allowed up there, Steve. 13 00:00:33,219 --> 00:00:35,456 Here are the realtors! 14 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:38,193 Trad. Lame. 15 00:00:38,689 --> 00:00:41,586 Clephanie. Lamer. 16 00:00:42,288 --> 00:00:45,665 Vebastian. Nice guy, horrible realtor. 17 00:00:45,968 --> 00:00:47,822 Trashelle... Trashelle... 18 00:00:47,907 --> 00:00:49,027 Who's she? 19 00:00:49,112 --> 00:00:51,679 She's hands-down the best realtor. 20 00:00:51,765 --> 00:00:53,452 She has the coolest car... 21 00:00:53,537 --> 00:00:54,681 Ghost black range rover. 22 00:00:54,766 --> 00:00:56,726 - ...The biggest heels... - 10-inchers. 23 00:00:56,811 --> 00:00:58,480 ...And the hottest boyfriend. 24 00:00:58,565 --> 00:01:00,932 Tristan, a 19-year-old yoga model 25 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:03,018 Who's converting to christianity for her 26 00:01:03,103 --> 00:01:05,065 Even though he's never heard of it. 27 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:08,358 She's what I would be if I were a TV realtor. 28 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:11,914 Tough, smart, a stone-cold closer. 29 00:01:11,998 --> 00:01:13,828 But the reason she's the best is because 30 00:01:13,914 --> 00:01:16,273 She's like me, dramatic! 31 00:01:16,357 --> 00:01:19,222 No, she's the best because she's so smart. 32 00:01:19,307 --> 00:01:21,770 She always gets the right buyers through the door. 33 00:01:21,855 --> 00:01:23,380 Nuh-unh. It's the drama! 34 00:01:23,465 --> 00:01:25,326 You're so stupid, you remind me of Clephanie. 35 00:01:25,410 --> 00:01:27,337 I remind you of a bad bitch 36 00:01:27,422 --> 00:01:29,952 That drives a tricked-out Kia Sonata? 37 00:01:30,036 --> 00:01:32,097 Keep trying to insult me. 38 00:01:32,182 --> 00:01:33,304 You're doing great. 39 00:01:33,388 --> 00:01:35,115 Hyundai makes the sonata. 40 00:01:35,199 --> 00:01:37,390 Kia makes the sorento. 41 00:01:37,489 --> 00:01:39,942 Shut up, Steve, you're such a vebastian! 42 00:01:40,027 --> 00:01:41,502 Whoa! Whoa! 43 00:01:45,459 --> 00:01:48,521 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 44 00:01:48,607 --> 00:01:52,156 ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 45 00:01:52,241 --> 00:01:55,175 ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ 46 00:01:55,259 --> 00:01:59,691 ♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪ 47 00:02:01,630 --> 00:02:04,553 ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ 48 00:02:04,638 --> 00:02:07,304 ♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 49 00:02:07,389 --> 00:02:08,582 Aah! 50 00:02:09,945 --> 00:02:12,533 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ *AMERICAN DAD!* 51 00:02:12,618 --> 00:02:14,627 *AMERICAN DAD * Season 17 Episode 01 52 00:02:16,213 --> 00:02:18,223 "Langley Dollar Listings" AIRED ON: January 24, 2022. 53 00:02:18,308 --> 00:02:19,967 Hey, geric, what's up? 54 00:02:20,053 --> 00:02:21,109 That's geric. 55 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:24,296 He runs the agency and gives out all the listings. 56 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:27,726 Oh, Trashelle, I've got some big news! 57 00:02:27,811 --> 00:02:29,512 I'm giving you the biggest listing 58 00:02:29,598 --> 00:02:33,621 in "Langley Dollar Listings" history... Chateau Langley! 59 00:02:34,451 --> 00:02:37,372 Oh, my God! 60 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:41,277 Chateau Langley is a 24-bedroom castle 61 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:44,812 that overlooks the amazing Langley ravine 62 00:02:44,897 --> 00:02:49,492 and hasn't been on the market in 780 years. 63 00:02:49,577 --> 00:02:51,327 That's, like, before Columbus... 64 00:02:51,413 --> 00:02:52,158 Shut up! 65 00:02:52,244 --> 00:02:54,200 I'm gonna go. Get out of here! 66 00:02:54,537 --> 00:02:58,458 Gahhh! Steve's terrible at watching TV. 67 00:02:59,182 --> 00:03:00,692 Aquarium trip! 68 00:03:00,777 --> 00:03:03,323 I'm only paying for the first three people! 69 00:03:03,408 --> 00:03:04,660 Did I make it? 70 00:03:04,745 --> 00:03:06,400 Barely. What's that? 71 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:09,379 Fancy pour-over coffees I made for us. 72 00:03:09,464 --> 00:03:10,896 Sorry, Jeff, I'm not interested. 73 00:03:10,981 --> 00:03:12,841 Because it was made by you. 74 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,183 I understand. 75 00:03:14,267 --> 00:03:16,261 I'll buy that cup of coffee off ya. 76 00:03:16,345 --> 00:03:19,334 I was on my way to the coffee shop! 77 00:03:19,956 --> 00:03:23,747 Mmm, wow, this is amazing coffee! 78 00:03:23,832 --> 00:03:25,655 How much? One money. 79 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:26,788 Here you go! 80 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,576 I would've paid way more. 81 00:03:29,082 --> 00:03:31,061 There. You got a little dollar, Jeff. 82 00:03:31,147 --> 00:03:32,226 Happy? No! 83 00:03:32,326 --> 00:03:34,198 I'm gonna get a lot of little dollars! 84 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:36,244 'Cause I'm gonna start selling my coffee 85 00:03:36,330 --> 00:03:37,457 to people walking by 86 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:40,067 on their way to the coffee shop right now! 87 00:03:40,152 --> 00:03:41,845 Instead of going to the aquarium? 88 00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:44,721 Yes. 'cause that's how serious I am. 89 00:03:44,806 --> 00:03:47,845 I'm willing to give up laughing at the sea otters for this. 90 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:50,461 Sorry, laughing with the sea otters. 91 00:03:50,545 --> 00:03:52,070 Did we make the aquarium cut? 92 00:03:52,154 --> 00:03:53,875 Nobody's going to the aquarium. 93 00:03:53,961 --> 00:03:56,027 I guess we're doing a coffee shop this week. 94 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,365 Oh, no! 95 00:03:57,450 --> 00:04:00,316 I got all dolled up to ask out that hot octopus. 96 00:04:00,402 --> 00:04:01,686 You saw her on the news! 97 00:04:01,771 --> 00:04:04,654 She picked two of the last seven presidents. 98 00:04:11,692 --> 00:04:14,826 As everyone knows, I recently gave Trashelle 99 00:04:14,912 --> 00:04:16,504 the chateau Langley listing. 100 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,115 Boo! 101 00:04:18,201 --> 00:04:20,261 But as everyone doesn't know, 102 00:04:20,346 --> 00:04:22,408 Trashelle has gone missing! 103 00:04:31,879 --> 00:04:33,780 Alright, gang, the posters have been up 104 00:04:33,864 --> 00:04:35,522 for a solid couple hours. 105 00:04:35,607 --> 00:04:38,894 It is time to for us to accept Trashelle is not coming back. 106 00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:41,689 So let's all consider her dead. 107 00:04:42,109 --> 00:04:45,044 That's why we're turning to you, loyal viewer! 108 00:04:45,129 --> 00:04:48,598 Instead of seeking a new agent through professional avenues, 109 00:04:48,683 --> 00:04:51,833 we're asking our viewers to audition! 110 00:04:58,071 --> 00:05:02,077 I'm Memphis stormfront, and look at all these idiots 111 00:05:02,162 --> 00:05:05,022 standing in line, praying to be the newest realtor 112 00:05:05,108 --> 00:05:08,313 on the smash-hit show, "Langley Dollar Listings." 113 00:05:08,398 --> 00:05:10,392 482... Stormfront! 114 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:11,987 So long, loyal viewers. 115 00:05:12,072 --> 00:05:15,475 I can finally admit I've always hated weather. 116 00:05:15,635 --> 00:05:17,753 Even though I've been a realtor before, 117 00:05:17,838 --> 00:05:20,451 I stayed up watching all the Trashelle episodes 118 00:05:20,535 --> 00:05:22,463 so I could sound smart like her. 119 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:25,197 483... Francine! 120 00:05:25,565 --> 00:05:27,291 Francine, that's you. Right! 121 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:30,659 I was so focused on being smart I forgot my name for a second. 122 00:05:31,619 --> 00:05:34,299 I know how to get the right buyers through the door. 123 00:05:34,384 --> 00:05:35,351 And how is that? 124 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:38,212 I actually... Don't know. 125 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:39,756 I was just saying that. 126 00:05:39,848 --> 00:05:41,440 No, that's fine. 127 00:05:41,525 --> 00:05:43,250 The attitude is right. 128 00:05:43,334 --> 00:05:45,061 Can you tell me what these images are? 129 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:48,508 Door, window, for-sale sign. 130 00:05:49,913 --> 00:05:51,221 Thank you. 131 00:05:51,453 --> 00:05:53,665 Send the next one in. 132 00:05:54,786 --> 00:05:56,578 I'm Shebecca Escrow, 133 00:05:56,679 --> 00:05:58,752 and I'll do anything to sell a house. 134 00:05:58,837 --> 00:06:00,148 I'll have sex with all the clients. 135 00:06:00,233 --> 00:06:01,758 I'll have sex with all the buyers. 136 00:06:01,843 --> 00:06:04,369 And I'll have sex with all of you. 137 00:06:04,456 --> 00:06:05,999 Hmm. 138 00:06:08,665 --> 00:06:10,794 I had so much fun 139 00:06:10,879 --> 00:06:13,678 make-believing I was a TV realtor today. 140 00:06:13,763 --> 00:06:16,629 And now to eat at the same salad bucket 141 00:06:16,714 --> 00:06:18,574 the realtors on the show eat at. 142 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:19,851 A lot of people don't like salads 143 00:06:19,936 --> 00:06:21,661 'cause they're not filling enough. 144 00:06:21,747 --> 00:06:25,083 That's why I always order mine all-garbanzo. 145 00:06:25,313 --> 00:06:27,525 This bad boy's about 30 pounds. 146 00:06:27,611 --> 00:06:30,057 Should keep me going right into nap time. 147 00:06:30,141 --> 00:06:32,671 Gotta be honest, pretty sure I got the job today. 148 00:06:32,756 --> 00:06:35,353 I had sex with geric and the other judge. 149 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:37,013 And then to make sure the job was mine, 150 00:06:37,099 --> 00:06:38,784 I also had sex with the cameraman 151 00:06:38,869 --> 00:06:40,852 And the door handle on the way out. 152 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,193 Hello? 153 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:45,468 Yes! 154 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:46,661 Great! 155 00:06:46,746 --> 00:06:47,735 That was geric. 156 00:06:47,820 --> 00:06:49,278 I got the job! 157 00:06:49,364 --> 00:06:51,250 They said they loved my personality 158 00:06:51,386 --> 00:06:54,129 and I was the only person to properly identify 159 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:56,742 the images of the door, window, and the for-sale sign. 160 00:06:56,843 --> 00:06:59,330 Window. Ahhh! 161 00:06:59,415 --> 00:07:00,941 There's your window! 162 00:07:01,026 --> 00:07:03,323 Ahhh! 163 00:07:08,107 --> 00:07:10,504 I'm the new agent, Francine. 164 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:13,160 I'm like a lemur monkey... Mostly business, 165 00:07:13,245 --> 00:07:17,230 but I will throw my own shit at you if I have to. 166 00:07:17,315 --> 00:07:20,449 My first listing is a Danish modern 167 00:07:20,533 --> 00:07:23,661 owned by a super-rich pet dentist. 168 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:25,831 So nice to meet you! 169 00:07:25,916 --> 00:07:29,654 Guunther, my property manager, says you are the best! 170 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:31,745 Tthe most important thing is the home 171 00:07:31,831 --> 00:07:34,598 is made entirely of ancient Danish alderwood 172 00:07:34,683 --> 00:07:39,589 and must be kept at precisely 64.2% humidity at all times 173 00:07:39,779 --> 00:07:43,050 thus... The air-lock pressurization chamber. 174 00:07:43,135 --> 00:07:45,060 There are many rules about who can enter the home 175 00:07:45,144 --> 00:07:47,541 which unfortunately I cannot go over with you now. 176 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:49,561 Grumpy cat has a cavity, 177 00:07:49,647 --> 00:07:51,775 And I must fly to Milan at once. 178 00:07:51,860 --> 00:07:53,321 Isn't grumpy cat dead? 179 00:07:53,407 --> 00:07:54,602 Okay, fine. 180 00:07:54,687 --> 00:07:56,190 It's grumpy cat's mistress. 181 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:58,614 Now you know everything! 182 00:07:59,332 --> 00:08:01,621 I trust Mr. Umlaut filled you in 183 00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:03,477 on the home's unique attributes. 184 00:08:03,563 --> 00:08:04,676 Roger? 185 00:08:04,762 --> 00:08:06,182 Guunther is the name. 186 00:08:06,267 --> 00:08:08,596 Yes, "Guunther." 187 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,339 Why don't you show me the house? 188 00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:11,480 Ah, ah, ah. 189 00:08:11,564 --> 00:08:12,687 Before I show you the house, 190 00:08:12,771 --> 00:08:15,203 You must learn the rules of entry. 191 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:16,810 Oh this one's important... 192 00:08:17,015 --> 00:08:19,681 "No shoes, no shirts, no problems." 193 00:08:19,773 --> 00:08:21,391 That's three separate rules. 194 00:08:21,476 --> 00:08:22,744 Shoes scuff the floor. 195 00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:24,622 Cotton shirts steal moisture. 196 00:08:24,707 --> 00:08:26,621 And leave your problems at the door, 197 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:30,332 Because this home does not respond well to negative energy. 198 00:08:50,054 --> 00:08:53,658 Geric, I'm having real problems selling that Danish house. 199 00:08:53,743 --> 00:08:55,200 - Geric: Love it! - What? 200 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:58,017 No, the business manager, Guunther, 201 00:08:58,101 --> 00:08:59,227 is making it impossible 202 00:08:59,313 --> 00:09:01,235 to even get buyers into the house. 203 00:09:01,319 --> 00:09:03,806 Which makes for great television! 204 00:09:03,907 --> 00:09:06,213 I didn't become the fourth richest man in Langley 205 00:09:06,298 --> 00:09:07,940 by selling houses. 206 00:09:08,026 --> 00:09:10,960 I made my fortune being a TV star. 207 00:09:11,044 --> 00:09:13,038 That's where I know you from! 208 00:09:13,122 --> 00:09:16,016 Look, you just keep fighting with cinnamon-bun-hair, 209 00:09:16,102 --> 00:09:17,799 and I'll give you a second listing. 210 00:09:17,883 --> 00:09:21,235 It's a sick mid-century bachelor pad that... 211 00:09:21,706 --> 00:09:23,432 Another listing, eh? 212 00:09:23,517 --> 00:09:25,721 And she wasn't even gonna tell me, eh? 213 00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:28,515 When did I start saying "eh" so much, eh? 214 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,838 How many tuna sandwiches did I have today, eh? 215 00:09:36,604 --> 00:09:38,263 Look at this fool, man. 216 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:40,766 It takes him forever to make a coffee. 217 00:09:40,851 --> 00:09:44,085 Psh. You know you and I could streamline his operation 218 00:09:44,169 --> 00:09:46,563 and double profits in a second. 219 00:09:46,648 --> 00:09:47,704 Move it into the... 220 00:09:47,819 --> 00:09:49,016 Garage, train a couple more people, 221 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:51,301 - Change the ordering system... - Stop. 222 00:09:51,386 --> 00:09:54,789 You had me at "Jeff, you have no say in this." 223 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,229 I have an amazing new listing. 224 00:10:01,315 --> 00:10:03,913 A mid-century bachelor pad 225 00:10:04,014 --> 00:10:08,015 perfect for a rich bachelor or a rich barren couple. 226 00:10:08,327 --> 00:10:11,235 To pull in those desirable buyers, 227 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,313 I'm gonna throw an extravagant 228 00:10:13,398 --> 00:10:16,600 '60s Martini party with a bar in the back. 229 00:10:21,569 --> 00:10:22,971 Can I get a Martini? 230 00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:25,360 Just a sec, making a batch right now. 231 00:10:25,444 --> 00:10:28,234 And what '60s party would be complete 232 00:10:28,319 --> 00:10:30,113 without a little acid? 233 00:10:30,270 --> 00:10:34,843 As you can see, indoor-outdoor living at its finest. 234 00:10:34,928 --> 00:10:36,319 What the hell?! 235 00:10:42,521 --> 00:10:45,300 Roger! You dosed all these people! 236 00:10:45,461 --> 00:10:47,060 I don't know what you're talking about. 237 00:10:47,145 --> 00:10:49,036 I'm Jameson Mcsmirnoff, 238 00:10:49,122 --> 00:10:50,580 bartender for hire. 239 00:10:50,687 --> 00:10:51,876 Roger! 240 00:10:51,961 --> 00:10:53,017 Excuse me! 241 00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:54,783 I love this house. 242 00:10:54,868 --> 00:10:57,333 Like, I am in love with it. 243 00:10:57,419 --> 00:10:59,346 It has feelings and I have feelings 244 00:10:59,431 --> 00:11:01,913 and we have feelings for each other. 245 00:11:01,999 --> 00:11:04,221 I have to buy this house. 246 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:05,686 I have the money. 247 00:11:05,858 --> 00:11:07,072 I'll pay you double. 248 00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:08,192 Please! 249 00:11:16,781 --> 00:11:18,886 You got in at the right time, Stan. 250 00:11:18,972 --> 00:11:20,722 I don't know, Klaus, all that new equipment 251 00:11:20,807 --> 00:11:21,828 kinda set me back. 252 00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:24,480 Now's the time to turn the profit. 253 00:11:24,566 --> 00:11:26,056 You gotta cut costs. 254 00:11:26,141 --> 00:11:27,947 Get cheaper beans. 255 00:11:28,048 --> 00:11:29,909 And I know the place. 256 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,417 I got some boys down in b-town 257 00:11:32,502 --> 00:11:33,958 that said they can get me a deal. 258 00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:36,508 Bogotá? Sounds legit. We're in. 259 00:11:36,594 --> 00:11:38,100 Cool. You gonna tell Jeff? 260 00:11:38,185 --> 00:11:39,727 No. Cool. 261 00:11:40,785 --> 00:11:42,243 I'm feeling good. 262 00:11:42,328 --> 00:11:45,597 Not only did I sell the mid-century bachelor pad, 263 00:11:45,682 --> 00:11:49,147 but I also think I have a buyer for the Danish house. 264 00:11:50,035 --> 00:11:51,427 I thought you had a buyer. 265 00:11:51,513 --> 00:11:53,440 I do. He's right here. 266 00:11:53,525 --> 00:11:54,781 On my phone. 267 00:11:54,867 --> 00:11:55,788 Oh. 268 00:11:55,874 --> 00:11:57,936 Then I guess you can bring him in. 269 00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,350 Wait! Does he have proof of funds? 270 00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:03,901 Not only do I have the money but I have the funny! 271 00:12:05,609 --> 00:12:08,020 Is that the CEO of Octadual? 272 00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:10,792 He's funnier than I remember. 273 00:12:15,795 --> 00:12:17,530 Geric: Oh, Francine! 274 00:12:17,674 --> 00:12:20,290 Just heard you sold that humid Danish house 275 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,052 and Cinnamon Bun was pissed! 276 00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:24,555 Hey, I'm a closer. 277 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,333 That's why I'm giving you the dream listing, 278 00:12:27,488 --> 00:12:29,034 Chateau Langley! 279 00:12:29,119 --> 00:12:30,509 Thank you, Geric! 280 00:12:30,690 --> 00:12:33,891 I promise to make you and Trashelle proud. 281 00:12:33,976 --> 00:12:35,770 Oh, yeah, Trashelle, 282 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,117 my missing and presumed dead employee! 283 00:12:46,884 --> 00:12:50,829 Congratulations on your new listing, Francine. 284 00:12:50,914 --> 00:12:52,545 How did you know I was here? 285 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:55,044 Oh, I'm just following you 24/7 at this point. 286 00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:56,922 But I came to apologize. 287 00:12:57,007 --> 00:12:58,037 Really? 288 00:12:58,123 --> 00:13:00,386 Yes. I shouldn't have interfered. 289 00:13:00,471 --> 00:13:02,465 If I had just let you do real estate 290 00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:03,705 your dumb, boring way, 291 00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,650 You would have ruined the show and been fired. 292 00:13:05,736 --> 00:13:07,596 I knew you weren't sorry! 293 00:13:07,681 --> 00:13:09,604 I was supposed to be the one that got the spot! 294 00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:11,449 I was the one that went to the open house 295 00:13:11,535 --> 00:13:13,596 and hid in a spice rack until it was over 296 00:13:13,681 --> 00:13:15,241 and pushed Trashelle into the ravine. 297 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,322 - Roger! - Quit the show, Francine. 298 00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:22,194 Or I will make every day of your real-estate life hell. 299 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,904 I'll treat you fine at home, but... 300 00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:26,087 - Oh, God! - Aah! 301 00:13:26,179 --> 00:13:27,702 Roger! Help! 302 00:13:27,889 --> 00:13:29,062 Aah! 303 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,091 Francine! 304 00:13:31,449 --> 00:13:33,233 I hope she's okay. 305 00:13:33,982 --> 00:13:35,457 Here's some cornnuts! 306 00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:37,134 I'll come get you in a couple months 307 00:13:37,219 --> 00:13:38,735 when I get bored of this. 308 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:39,876 I'm hungry. 309 00:13:39,962 --> 00:13:42,541 Thank God I tied a string to those cornnuts. 310 00:13:45,312 --> 00:13:47,254 Hey! Let go! 311 00:13:48,029 --> 00:13:49,286 Aaah! 312 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,552 I've said it before, and I'll say it again... 313 00:13:52,638 --> 00:13:55,721 Thank god I tied a string to these cornnuts! 314 00:14:02,604 --> 00:14:03,996 Good, you're up. 315 00:14:04,462 --> 00:14:05,717 Trashelle? 316 00:14:05,802 --> 00:14:08,623 A fan. And you are? 317 00:14:08,708 --> 00:14:10,098 Francine. 318 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:13,549 I actually took your spot on the show after you disappeared. 319 00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:15,856 And I know the person that pushed you down here. 320 00:14:15,941 --> 00:14:17,599 That little goblin woman? 321 00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:21,021 Yes. I'm so sorry you're down here. 322 00:14:21,106 --> 00:14:23,293 Don't be! Getting pushed in the ravine 323 00:14:23,378 --> 00:14:26,043 was the best thing that's ever happened to me. 324 00:14:26,128 --> 00:14:27,775 Don't you miss real estate? 325 00:14:27,861 --> 00:14:30,346 Oh, I'm still in real estate. 326 00:14:30,431 --> 00:14:32,765 I'm selling trees like crazy out here. 327 00:14:32,851 --> 00:14:35,103 I just helped a growing squirrel family 328 00:14:35,188 --> 00:14:37,898 buy their first oak this morning. 329 00:14:37,984 --> 00:14:39,776 Makes it all worth it. 330 00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:41,789 How do squirrels buy things? 331 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,954 It's a pretty complicated currency system 332 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,974 based on the disputed weight of an average acorn. 333 00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:52,807 Trashelle, you have a big bump on your head. 334 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,217 I do? Where? 335 00:14:54,302 --> 00:14:56,939 Alalalalalala. 336 00:14:57,024 --> 00:15:00,628 But, hey, you know what they say about squirrel real estate... 337 00:15:00,713 --> 00:15:01,896 It's nuts! 338 00:15:01,981 --> 00:15:03,857 Oh, no. 339 00:15:06,075 --> 00:15:08,271 Alright, Langley listings real estate, 340 00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:09,533 major announcement! 341 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,023 Hey, where's Geric? 342 00:15:11,108 --> 00:15:12,433 Why isn't he our boss anymore? 343 00:15:12,525 --> 00:15:14,587 Shut up, trad! I run the show now! 344 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,727 Everyone needs to stop fixating on Geric and his whereabouts 345 00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:19,739 and start focusing on tomorrow's big event... 346 00:15:19,824 --> 00:15:21,551 Tristan's Baptism! 347 00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:22,658 Where am I? 348 00:15:22,744 --> 00:15:24,876 I got Trashelle's fiancé, Tristan, 349 00:15:24,961 --> 00:15:28,646 and tomorrow he is gonna convert to christianity for me! 350 00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:30,190 It'll be the biggest event 351 00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:32,429 in "Langley Dollar Listings" history! 352 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,250 This is so weird. 353 00:15:34,336 --> 00:15:35,928 Can I please go back to my condo? 354 00:15:36,106 --> 00:15:37,228 If I don't show up on Thursday, 355 00:15:37,313 --> 00:15:39,107 my spin class will come looking for me. 356 00:15:39,192 --> 00:15:40,938 No, clephanie, you can't. 357 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,951 We're all gonna stay here and hook up and fight 358 00:15:43,036 --> 00:15:44,556 so we have a lot of drama tomorrow. 359 00:15:44,641 --> 00:15:46,719 Vebastian, kiss Trad on the lips. 360 00:15:46,805 --> 00:15:48,659 Uh, no! 361 00:15:48,744 --> 00:15:50,559 Drama! 362 00:15:50,644 --> 00:15:52,011 Are you getting my good side? 363 00:15:52,128 --> 00:15:54,257 Trick question. I have two good sides. 364 00:15:54,342 --> 00:15:56,228 It's my front that's the problem. 365 00:15:57,654 --> 00:16:00,184 Well, better start climbing. 366 00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:01,594 Damn. 367 00:16:01,687 --> 00:16:03,052 Sure is steep. 368 00:16:03,466 --> 00:16:06,130 Oh that reminds me! I have something for you. 369 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,338 Chonkers! 370 00:16:09,086 --> 00:16:11,636 Your famous 10-inch heels?! 371 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:14,159 They're super sharp and will help you climb out. 372 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,673 Plus they're pretty unwieldy out here. 373 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,692 I actually accidentally killed a client of mine 374 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,089 backing up the other day. 375 00:16:21,332 --> 00:16:23,577 You sure you don't want to go back with me? 376 00:16:23,662 --> 00:16:25,335 No. No, I'm not. 377 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:28,873 Now go be the star of "Langley Dollar Listings"! 378 00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:32,160 And tell Tristan I'll always love him. 379 00:16:32,246 --> 00:16:34,586 Until his mid-20s! 380 00:16:37,332 --> 00:16:38,858 Whoo! 381 00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:40,453 I got to hand it to you Klaus, 382 00:16:40,539 --> 00:16:42,164 with the Colombian beans you ordered, 383 00:16:42,249 --> 00:16:43,435 we're moving a lot more cups. 384 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,597 Yeah, people like this coffee a lot more than Jeff's. 385 00:16:46,683 --> 00:16:49,325 People are passionate about this coffee. 386 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,066 Yesterday a guy said he'd blow me for a cup. 387 00:16:55,173 --> 00:16:56,846 I'll do a lot more than that! 388 00:16:56,931 --> 00:16:58,389 That was my opening offer! 389 00:16:58,675 --> 00:17:01,868 Cup of Joe for my hard-workin' brethren at the DEA? 390 00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:03,129 We have reason to believe 391 00:17:03,214 --> 00:17:04,873 cocaine has been coming into the country 392 00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:07,758 through coffee shipments to this store, 393 00:17:07,844 --> 00:17:11,715 and the coffee itself may be coated in cocaine. 394 00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,644 Ohhhh. Makes sense. 395 00:17:13,744 --> 00:17:15,830 Shut it down! 396 00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:31,586 Can we still go to the aquarium? 397 00:17:31,672 --> 00:17:34,072 And now, by the powers vested in me 398 00:17:34,158 --> 00:17:36,287 by tendollarreverend. Com, 399 00:17:36,392 --> 00:17:38,320 I baptize thee! 400 00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:39,638 No, please. 401 00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:41,114 Yoga's my religion! 402 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,658 But you'd convert for Trashelle. 403 00:17:42,743 --> 00:17:43,865 I loved her! 404 00:17:43,951 --> 00:17:45,814 I don't even know who you are! 405 00:17:46,658 --> 00:17:48,600 Yay! You're Christian now! 406 00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:51,099 Stop this baptism at once! 407 00:17:51,185 --> 00:17:54,788 Hey, that's the lady we worked with for a little while. 408 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,393 Francine, you're okay! 409 00:17:56,478 --> 00:17:58,004 I came to take the show back. 410 00:17:58,227 --> 00:18:00,691 Oh, look who's all empowered now. 411 00:18:00,776 --> 00:18:04,850 Whoever captures her gets three extra close-ups an episode! 412 00:18:04,935 --> 00:18:06,882 You should be stopping her! 413 00:18:07,055 --> 00:18:10,123 She pushed Trashelle into the bottom of the ravine 414 00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:13,853 Where she's still alive and well... ish. 415 00:18:13,938 --> 00:18:16,013 Praise Jesus! That's a lie! 416 00:18:16,099 --> 00:18:18,746 And even if it isn't, she certainly has no proof. 417 00:18:19,239 --> 00:18:20,733 Trashelle's heels! 418 00:18:22,228 --> 00:18:23,486 I don't like this drama. 419 00:18:23,571 --> 00:18:25,431 This is bad drama. 420 00:18:26,108 --> 00:18:27,848 that's the state-of-the-art 421 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,725 Home security lockdown function! 422 00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:31,607 We gotta get out of here! 423 00:18:32,102 --> 00:18:33,601 Help! 424 00:18:38,626 --> 00:18:40,357 Oh, thank God! 425 00:18:40,442 --> 00:18:42,032 It's like "the descent" in here! 426 00:18:42,117 --> 00:18:43,308 I never saw that movie. 427 00:18:43,394 --> 00:18:45,593 Yes, you did. We saw it together! 428 00:18:45,679 --> 00:18:46,936 That was "hostel"! 429 00:18:47,021 --> 00:18:50,129 No, we saw "descent" because we liked "hostel." 430 00:18:50,222 --> 00:18:51,119 You know what? Forget it. 431 00:18:51,225 --> 00:18:52,592 Just promise me you'll quit the show 432 00:18:52,676 --> 00:18:53,497 And I'll let you go. 433 00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:55,940 Never! I think I know a way out. 434 00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,763 Where are we? The east wing. 435 00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:02,058 We just passed the dog gym. 436 00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:04,741 That would be perfect for my French bulldog. 437 00:19:04,826 --> 00:19:06,956 She's gotten too fat for her wedding dress. 438 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,875 ow, my feet! 439 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,054 The floor is burning! 440 00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:11,866 The whole house has heated floors! 441 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,624 He must've jacked them way up. 442 00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:14,967 Come on! 443 00:19:16,663 --> 00:19:17,585 Jump! 444 00:19:21,128 --> 00:19:24,948 The home still has many of the original medieval passages. 445 00:19:30,442 --> 00:19:31,699 Gotta be honest, guys. 446 00:19:31,784 --> 00:19:33,573 You found a room with no camera in it. 447 00:19:33,658 --> 00:19:35,250 Your feet burnin' off yet? 448 00:19:35,335 --> 00:19:37,044 You ready to give up? 449 00:19:39,939 --> 00:19:43,002 Francine, thank you for saving my life. 450 00:19:43,218 --> 00:19:44,718 And for selling this house. 451 00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:47,737 You're welcome, but I didn't sell the house. 452 00:19:47,822 --> 00:19:50,107 But you did, to me! 453 00:19:50,193 --> 00:19:51,917 This place has everything 454 00:19:52,003 --> 00:19:53,470 I've been looking for in a house. 455 00:19:53,555 --> 00:19:56,288 That's why I started "Langley Dollar Listings" 456 00:19:56,374 --> 00:19:57,750 in the first place. 457 00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:00,915 Only one problem. 458 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:04,590 You can't buy it, because you're at the bottom of the ravine. 459 00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:06,429 no, I'm not... 460 00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:08,754 Ahhhhhh! 461 00:20:08,839 --> 00:20:10,231 Ahhhhhhhhhhh! 462 00:20:10,315 --> 00:20:13,918 Aaaaaaaaaaah! 463 00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:16,589 Tristan saved my life. 464 00:20:16,695 --> 00:20:19,226 Did you let him out of the cage? 465 00:20:19,311 --> 00:20:20,718 No. 466 00:20:22,144 --> 00:20:24,071 It was me, Francine! 467 00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:26,094 Good ol' chonkers! 468 00:20:26,179 --> 00:20:29,422 I always had a thing for you. 469 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:35,300 Alalalala. 470 00:20:37,578 --> 00:20:39,930 So, you guys got the show canceled? 471 00:20:40,015 --> 00:20:43,459 Yeah, and they replaced it with some lame new show. 472 00:20:58,541 --> 00:21:00,402 Hey, I'm in this show. 473 00:21:03,389 --> 00:21:05,331 Bye! Have a beautiful time!